How do you know?

So you're probably asking yourself, "How do I know if I'm widowed by knitting?" That is a very good question.  Use this simple test to determine your widowed status.

• Does quality time spent together involve knitting?  Then you may be widowed by knitting.
• Do you have to drive everywhere so your significant other can knit in the car? Then you may be widowed by knitting.
• Does your significant other call in sick to work just so to stay home and finish a knitting project? Then you may be widowed by knitting.
• Have you been turned down for "fun time" because knitting is more important? Then you may be widowed by knitting.
• Does your significant other blog about knitting when they aren't knitting and then Podcast about knitting when they aren't blogging about knitting? Then you may be widowed by knitting.
• Even though you don't knit, do you know more about knitting than people who do knit? Then you may be widowed by knitting.

I'm sure there are more.  Lots more.  If you have more please add them to the comments.